April 2009

Let’s see, Iran took that olive branch and broke it over his head. Plus he was called a pussy by an Iranian parliament leader. Hugo Chavez called him ignorant. I didn’t forget about Russia either. Did you? I thought the world was going to love us because of President Obama? How naïve can you freakin’ people be? You make me wanna puke.

Dr. Dre of NWA fame had a line in a song titled Parental Discretion Iz Advised, “Earnin’ money like a thief but without a gauge.” Sounds like Senator Chris Dodd, doesn’t it?

I’m guessing only because I heard about it that this past Saturday was Earth Hour where you were to shut your lights off for an hour to save the planet. Yeah, I turned on all of my freakin’ lights. I need to clean my handguns.

Speaking of handguns and firearms, I like the new bogus argument AG Eric Holder has come up with. Like it, as it is insulting my intelligence. He claims Mexican cartels are getting their weapons from America. Right. Because every gun shop sells grenade launchers. No other country sells firearms. The thing is in America, you need paperwork in order to purchase a firearm. No Mexican drug dealer is going into a gun shop and say por favor, yo quiero grenade launcher. Gun shops do not sell grenade launchers! Shut off American Karaoke for a minute and think, they are getting their firearms from south of Mexico.

How many of you America haters knew March 25 was Medal Of Honor Day? That is an elite group of military people who fought for your freedom to be a moron.

I am liking the idea of giving drug tests to those who desire government assistance. Seeing I am already paying for their benefits, I have no problems paying for the test too. As a matter of fact, I’d like to be one of the test givers. If they fail their piss test, I make them drink their piss. Then take my money back from them.

Due to circumstances beyond my control I had to join a gym again. Gone are the days of a basement and no weirdoes. I cannot fathom why some White dudes who do 16 sets of biceps and triceps with roughly 25-50 pounds less than I use would even attempt to do what I do? Like I’ve always said, don’t worry about me, worry about yourself. Idiot.