August 2008

Anyone else have the desire to kick a hole in their television when the two nerds, mini burgers and the wind tunnel chicks Burger King commercial comes on?

Flip-flops are meant to be worn not used in political rhetoric. Got that Barry?

I see TV revived the Beverly Hills 90210 series. I hate to think what would happen if I bitch slapped all of those girly-men on that show. Well, I know. Please stop! Why are you hitting me? No more Mr. Angry Half-Asian Man!

Make the world a better place, punch Nancy Pelosi’s plastic surgeon in his face. Because if she isn’t going to be part of gas solution, might as well make sure she doesn’t receive any more botox injections. Seeing the American people are paying the bill. Got that Plastic Pelosi?

Al Gore please go away and try not to leave a huge ass carbon footprint with your private jet.

What one will realize in a time of crisis is who are truly the smart ones and who are truly the stupid ones. Unfortunately, there are even more stupid people than I thought prior.

If you’re an anti-American who was born and raised in the United States, if possible I would like to personally show you door to alleged greener pastures. Plus introduce you to my size 12 shoe you mealy-mouthed buffoons! If you nimrods hate America so much (for example Jeremiah Wrong), move out of this country and see if you can run your mouth continuously like the big baby or babies you are. You’ll probably end up incarcerated or placed not so gently in front of a firing squad. Boom, outta here!

How come Jesse Jackson wasn’t raked over the coals for dropping an N-bomb on Obama and wanting to cut off his nuts? Ain’t nothing like double standards baby. Racially and politically.

I’d love to attend the Democratic National Convention in Denver. I’d have a backpack full of Popeye’s chicken. Cajun. I’d stand there, eat it and dare one of those phony Go Green security guards to get their ass handed to them by me. Or we can be cool and I’ll share my Popeye’s chicken like good fellow Americans should.

Anyone who thinks Winnie the Pooh should shape US foreign policy most likely thinks the Teletubbies can be role models.

Gotta love Dove soap and their Dove Self Esteem Fund for girls. I guess this will be something else parents will be off the hook for.

What in the blue hell is a T. Boone Pickens?!

I’m so sick and tired of these idiots who keep drilling the point that if Obama Barack gets elected, he will be the first Black president in the history of the United States. Read the following, he won’t be the first Black president. Like my man Gary Sheffield said about Derek Jeter when told Jetes is the most prominent Black player on the Yankees, “He ain’t all the way Black.”