Articles From June 2007

If You're White And Didn't Vote Obama, You're Racist
by Frank Agostinelli

When I first heard this statement I found it laughable, but upon further review, in the words of my favorite communist Vladimir Lenin, it’s rubbish. Like an annoying fair weather Red Sox fan the statement continues to irritate. The question I pose to the authors of IYWADVOYR is quite simple, are you mentally retarded? There are so many things wrong with saying this. I feel if I were to elaborate on all of them, my IQ would drop 10 points. Let me touch briefly and completely on the most obvious.

President Obama is mixed race. I don’t know how many times these idiots (and that is exactly what they are) out right ignore this fact. Get the facts straight! I’m so tired of people leaving out pertinent information. Like the housing crisis. It wasn’t the bank lender’s fault. It was the fat illiterate in Massachusetts and the borderline bowl-cut in Connecticut’s doing, along with some of their fellows.

Back to Black. Being racist towards someone who is mixed race makes zero sense unless you’re a resident of the Land Of Ignorance or you’re so anal you may like the fact he’s White but won’t vote for him because he’s Black. Or vice versa. You may be Black and despise the fact he’s white but because he’s part Black (and successful) he’s got your vote. Make no mistake, if Barry was a regular dude in the hood he would be getting hit with “slave master’s blood” blasts daily and not yucking it up with Booger, Lamar, Takashi, Poindexter, Lewis, Gilbert and the rest of the Lamda Lamda Lamdas.



In my younger days, some of my friends didn’t consider a mulatto (a), Black. And for the inquiring minds, these friends were Black. But how success changes perspective. Why don’t you ask Super Bowl MVP Hines Ward about it. And while you’re at it, the country of South Korea.

For those lacking in the critical thinking area, many Blacks voted for Obama because he’s Black (in their eyes). Is this racist or racial? Either way, it is a vote based on race. Hypocrites. Many whites voted for Obama because of White Guilt. Shelby Steele is the author. Shelby Steele is mixed race just like our President and faced many of the same things. But I didn’t need to tell you this because you do your homework right? Wrong. Read the book instead of playing Mafia Wars on Facebook for 10 hours straight. Trying to be a capo in the fantasy world doesn’t mean diddley poo in the real world. Be a Mafia kingfish of the “I got all my facts straight” department. Wannabes, posers, and skinny armed, flamingo legged spoons need not apply. Back to White Guilt. Is there race involved? Yes. Is it the deciding factor? Not necessarily. It is a combination of seeing an intelligent, well spoken, non-threatening Black man (in their eyes) and guilt. Where does this guilt come from? Many whites feel guilty for this country’s dark time in history. But here’s something to cheer you up: none of these guilt ridden Whites owned slaves! I don’t care if my next door neighbor’s ancestors owned slaves. Does my next door neighbor own slaves?

No. End of discussion. You obviously suck in the art of argumentation. I hope you have a great dental plan. I said this during the race for the Presidency and my best friend slash co-editor will back me up, “what we have man is an affirmative action candidate.” In their eyes. Because you may suffer from “in your faceitis,” my friend’s credentials are simple. He has Harvard in his blood with Tufts on the radar. Kind of like the tufts of hair you’re pulling out of your head for hearing something that is true and you don’t want to hear. See no facts, speak no facts, hear no facts.

Now what if you’re Black and didn’t vote for McCain? What’s that make you? Oh no, no, no, no! You can’t say that. Say what? You’re a racist? Ah, yes I can. I can write it too. And when you start fitting the bill for the hosting company, the amount of time I do research on this site, for this site, because it is my site then you can tell me what I can and cannot say. Read it again. Based on the illogical acronym that is IYWADVOYR, the parallel is IYBADVMYR. Period. If Whites are racist for not voting for Obama then Blacks are racist for not voting for McCain. McCain being Irish, I’m sure he’s used to racism. His ancestors were considered an inferior race by the British. The Irish were considered minorities when they came to America. Isn’t this the coolest? You’re actually learning something that is empirical. With the big “oops left that one out” involving Obama’s complete racial makeup, at least McCain is all the way White. Recall my friend Gary Sheffield saying Derek Jeter ain’t all the way Black? Andrea Kramer was dumb enough to say to Sheffield, Jeter is the NY Yankees most prominent Black player? Remember? Of course you don’t. Selective memory. That’s why a paper you wrote for your Environmentally Friendly World class had an intro paragraph speaking about the ill effects of CO2 on trees followed by 23 pages of nonsense. Hey mensa, trees need our carbon dioxide and we need their oxygen. Back to facts. McCain never brought race into the spotlight. His or Obama’s. (He did mention he was a maverick several thousand times.) McCain didn’t care what color Obama was. McCain cared about what every voter is supposed to care about, the best policies to improve United States of America. McCain thought he had the best policies. If you were paying attention, anyone can see McCain had policies (and they weren’t great) whereas Obama had none. Oh, I’m wrong? How are those policies doing now? Right. Free broadband for everyone? Who cares? You do you Facebook freak! Tax cuts for 95% of the working people? Ninety-five percent? Why not 100%? By the way, how are you spending that $13 extra a week? We’re going to Sizzlers! Closing down Gitmo? How’s that venture? I’d like a terrorist to move in next door to me next to my non-slave owning White neighbor. I never practiced on moving targets. Being redundant like an at times irritating Sean Hannity, anyone who wasn’t hypnotized by the Rise baseline loop by Herb Alpert knows that you vote for the candidate who has the best policies to improve the United States. You don’t vote for all the stupid things most voted for recently. Color, looks, lexicon, guilt, race, etc. Are you aware star power does not translate in a better country? Some star “terminated” the state of California. There will be no, “I’ll be back.”

Now if Whites were so racist for not voting for Obama, I have to ask you a question about General Colin L. Powell. How do you explain this: Powell: 50, Clinton: 38?. I guess Whites weren’t racist back in 96. Welcome to You’re a Hypocrite 101. I’m your professor Mr. Agostinelli. And I ain’t all the way Italian.